February 2011
29 posts
January 2011
36 posts
I steal this move from her whenever I dance.
So I was talking to my doctor today...
…and he says he has a theory, that if you put 100 dogs in a room and gave them access to an unlimited supply of food, that half of them would eat and stop when they were full and be satisfied, and that the other half would continue to consume and eat themselves to death.
I told him if that’s the case…
…I’m a dead dog.
daisyfuck:
punch it ho bag
That was me seducing you...
headingforthecitylights:
first time i’ve gotten a total girl boner durring a movie in a LONG time…
